The Needle

Paraphrased Conversation In Which I Am Stupid

More or less the contents of an email exchange.

Me: Hey Abe! What do you use to store your records? I don’t have anything good.

Abe: I use one of these  (not the exact one he sent)

Me: I have one of those, but because its not RIGHT NEXT TO MY RECORD PLAYER I hadn’t thought of that.

10 minutes later, my records look great on that shelf. Ours is black and has 5x5 cubbies.